(Source: talesof4chan, via grantire)

quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory


  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time

allergictosmallknives:

animentalcosplayer:

OH MY GOD.

I love this asshole and I’m not even sorry.

(Source: living-death, via imsohappyrightnow)

domingocavallo:

why hate girls when you could hate white privilege and capitalism

(via queerpeterpan)

plastic-knives-and-forks:

grantaireyoucantdothat:

sebastianastan:

superrsoldiers:

my favorite thing is when steve hides full body behind the shield

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 (via wintermintsoldier)

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(via toesohnoes)

The Truth of Con Sex


witchchild:

Oh yeah lets go back to your room

Undress me

CAREFULLY

HANG IT UP

DON’T RIP IT

DON’T TOUCH IT

you know what I’ll do it myself

(via terrorpanda)

a letter from the end of the first week of hogwarts


  • albus severus: dear mum and dad
  • albus severus: i was in the library today
  • albus severus: reading a book about previous heads of hogwarts
  • albus severus: and i would just like to say
  • albus severus: are you fucking serious
  • albus severus: i demand a name change immediately
  • albus severus: just literally anything else please
  • albus severus: fucking dobby kreacher potter for all i care
  • albus severus: sorry for swearing i just
  • albus severus: bloody hell
  • albus severus: yours sincerely,
  • albus severus: aragog fang potter or some shit